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pokebiologist

Anonymous asked:

We have Joltick that come in our backyard from time to time thanks to the electrical sockets in my father's toolshed. We keep the sockets well covered so, they don't really raise the electricity bill (except when he forgets about them after the occasionnal DIY), and it's not that big of a deal. My little sister thinks that they're adorable and wants to catch one someday, so, would you have any advice on how to take care of one?

pokebiologist answered:

Sure!

The majority of their bodily functions (including stored energy for battle) is powered by absorption of static electricity. The blue pads on Joltik feet act as strong conductors that cause local static electricity to be released, which is then trapped in their hairs. Static electricity is quite abundant in the world, especially where two objects come into contact with one another, so Joltik enjoy hitching rides on larger beings to passively take up as much electric charge as they can. So the best way to ensure an energetic and healthy Joltik is to allow it to ride on your person as much as possible.

Beyond providing sources of electrical potential, ensuring that your Joltik remains dust-free is key to its ability to absorb electricity. Even though Joltik can live primarily on static charge, occasional (small) snacks of meat are a good idea, especially as the Pokémon nears evolution into the fully carnivorous Galvantula.

-Thea

pokebiologist

Anonymous asked:

Pokémon Ranger here with the Unova Department of Wildlife! We have a situation and could really use some advice from a biologist. The police recently arrested several members of Team Rocket that had been smuggling in the Pokémon Zangoose, and we have recently discovered them to be multiplying rapidly in our region, as they have no natural predators. It’s wrecking havoc on the ecosystem, but there’s so many that we’re not sure where to begin!

pokebiologist answered:

The first thing I would say is not to introduce any Seviper, as they also have the potential of overpopulating and conflicts between the two populations could further endanger ecosystems, as well as human infrastructure. 

I would suggest baiting humane traps with raw egg (a delicacy to Zangoose) and bringing the Pokémon to Pokémon Centers to be relocated, or sterilized at the very least. The traps should be placed in areas with thick underbrush, and doing so should take place a little before dusk. Contacting local battle organizations might prove fruitful- Zangoose are popular among Normal-Type trainers and also function well as home guard Pokémon. I’m sure there are homes for a majority of the Zangoose you recover.

Best of luck!

-Thea

polyglotplatypus
congruentepitheton

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

cisphobiccommunistopinions

i appreciate brickaday

pitbullmabari

chaotic good

kaijuno

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.

bidonica

One of my late grandfather’s friends was called Salami because he used to steal salami and cured meats so I’m seeing a pattern here

daviddrag

Direct Action

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rneowth
missmentelle

Pretend, for a moment, that you’re an 18-year-old teenager from a family living below the poverty line. 

One day, you make a silly mistake and get a ticket for it. Nothing major - maybe you rode the subway without a ticket or smoked too close to the entrance of a building. Maybe you were loitering. Either way, one thing is for sure: you definitely don’t have the money to pay the ticket. 

So you don’t. 

Eventually, you miss the deadline to pay your ticket, and you get a letter in the mail that says you have to go to court. But your life is chaotic, and a court date for a missed ticket is the least of your concerns. Your family moves constantly, which disrupts your life and puts you behind in school. You have one disabled parent and one parent who is always working, leaving you to raise your younger siblings by yourself. You have no means of transportation. There is rarely any food in the cupboards. The utilities are constantly getting shut off. The week that you were supposed to go to court, your family gets another eviction notice, your cousin ends up in the hospital, and your parent finds out that their disability payments are being reduced. 

So you miss your court date. 

Since you missed the court date, you automatically lose your case - now you have no hope of arguing your way out of the ticket, which you still can’t afford to pay. You can do community service hours instead of paying, but you don’t have time to do that, now that you have to work part-time and odd jobs on top of everything else to keep your parents off the streets and your siblings out of foster care. You know that you probably won’t finish high school on time, let alone fulfill your hours. You might be able to explain your circumstances to the judge, but you have no idea how to go about doing that now that you’ve missed your court date, your literacy skills are years behind thanks to your constant game of school roulette, and even though legal help is available to you, you don’t know how to access it or if you can afford to do so. But that’s still the least of your concerns - since you missed your court date, the judge has also charged you with failure to appear. 

Which means you now have an active warrant out for your arrest. 

And just like that, you’re now a part of the criminal justice system. A silly mistake that a middle-class teenager could have solved with Mommy and Daddy’s chequebook in a single afternoon has caused you weeks or months of stress and headaches over a process you don’t fully understand, and has ended in criminal charges. Instead of having a funny story to tell over dinner when you come home from college next Thanksgiving, you are now facing additional fines (that you still can’t pay), the possibility of a couple of nights in jail, the possible suspension of your driver’s license, and the possibility of being taken into custody any time you interact with the police. The next time your parent comes home drunk and violent, or someone breaks into the house, you think twice about calling the cops - you now have to decide if every emergency is “worth” the possibility of being hauled off to jail. And in the meantime, the circumstances that caused that first mistake haven’t gone away - you still don’t have the money to pay for the subway, you are still more likely to live in a house filled with smokers, you still can’t afford quit-smoking aids, you still live in a chaotic household that deeply affects your mental health, and you still don’t understand the legal system or who you’re supposed to talk to for information and resources.

So while those other teenagers get to go through life believing that they were “good kids who sometimes made silly mistakes”, you now get to go through life thinking of yourself as a criminal. And that might be the most damaging thing of all. 

When I worked with homeless teenagers and young adults, I saw this process play out again and again and again and again. The kids often considered themselves “criminals” or “bad kids” because they had arrest warrants and criminal records, but few of them had ever actually committed a serious or violent crime - the vast majority were simply unlucky kids who did something stupid and didn’t have the skills or resources (or wealthy parents) required to get them off the hook. I had classmates in my upper-middle-class high school who did far worse things with far fewer consequences, because Mommy was a lawyer or Daddy was an RCMP officer, and some of those kids grew up to be lawyers or police officers themselves. The kids I worked with never got that opportunity. Second chances cost money, and the difference between a “crime” and a “mistake” has less to do with the offense, and more to do with the circumstances you were born into. 

So when we’re talking about crime, punishment and who is “worthy” of being helped, maybe keep that in mind.

angel-ani

Y’all act like this is some kind of hypothetical but if I don’t give my county $228 by Monday they’ll issue a warrant for my arrest.

whatbigotspost

If you’re poor it is SO SO SO easy to become a “criminal” for it. And we know this overlaps with many other forms of oppression.

Where’s that post that explains this succinctly? Oh right:

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

Here’s an org doing good work on this issue in my area. Find the one in yours.

Source: missmentelle
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enzap

White Diamond has SUCH A GOOD DESIGN. Her basic profile is basically what people expected but all the detail put into her is so unlike a Steven Universe character she stands out immediately.

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Her linework and coloration is how the Crewniverse typically draws backgrounds, using a distinct watercolor-esque style with less defined lineart so the characters pop no matter what background they’re on.

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Those feet do not belong to any SU character. Nobody in this show has nails or even distinct heels. The level of detail is jarring since we’re so used to much more simple characters while the detailed art is allowed to rest in the background. She feels like a permanent fixture in her throne room, a living part of Homeworld itself. 

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Her face is the only part of her that’s animated and even slightly resembles the typical style of the other characters, but even still no character has so much detail on their eyelashes, or even their lips (most lips in this show are just two lines on either side of the mouth). Her facial features are also pitch black on a figure that is otherwise pure white to light gray. Every character design in the show employs contrast to highlight certain features to a degree, it’s a basic component of any visual medium. But the contrast in her face is noticeably more dramatic than any other image in the show, whether it’s the richly colored characters or pastel environments.

And of course I haven’t even mentioned her towering figure or the blinding light she’s apparently emitting. All of this comes together to create a being so foreign in their own show she sears her image into your mind with her brilliance and stark, contrasting features. 

Source: enzap
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slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:
“ one-lonely-whumperfly:
“ kimmycup:
“ izzetseer:
“ angelbabyspice:
“…what???
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this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
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is this america again? you guys okay??
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angelbabyspice

…what???

izzetseer

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

kimmycup

is this america again? you guys okay??

one-lonely-whumperfly

If it’s an American thing, not in my poor ass town. Never seen these before

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch

These are mostly in areas that are in the sweet spot of “poor enough to prevent immediately adding on” and “enough people are moving in that the population of the school district is expanding.” I’ve taught at plenty of poor rural districts that didn’t use these, but it wasn’t because they were able to add on, it was because their population was shrinking so that they had more space than they needed anyway.

Whereas my high school was… comfortable? And our test scores were good, and local population was slowly growing. But it still took us several years to raise the levies enough to add on, so we had a couple of temporary classrooms for a while.